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Portioning out body butter makes me feel like I’m back at Panera, only no scale and I get to sit :-)

Portioning out body butter makes me feel like I’m back at Panera, only no scale and I get to sit :-)

amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 60: Star Wars Weekend
Please REBLOG, don’t repost!
MANY people have drawn Leia-Rapunzel before me, but the greatest for me still remains James’ epic mashup here

amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 60: Star Wars Weekend

Please REBLOG, don’t repost!

MANY people have drawn Leia-Rapunzel before me, but the greatest for me still remains James’ epic mashup here

Scary picture time :-) Yea!  for half off on other services while I’m in school  (at The Salon Professional Academy)

Scary picture time :-) Yea! for half off on other services while I’m in school (at The Salon Professional Academy)

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: That was a heavy sigh, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s my bone.
Me: I know. But she’s teething.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Is that why she has chewed up all my toys?
Me: It plays a role.
Ducky: Is that why she peed on my bed?
Me: Less likely. But the fact that she’s a puppy probably was the culprit there.
Ducky: Uh huh. You wouldn’t be so nice if she “was a puppy” on your bed.
Me: Possibly. But it’s good for her to get some exposure to a big dog like you. And it’s good for you to get some socialization too since we don’t get to the dog park any more.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It’s good for you to get an easy blog post by agreeing to dog sit. 
Me: Possibly.
Ducky: I haven’t slept for three days.
Me: It’s been five hours, but I understand.
Ducky: …
Me: You’ve been very nice. And we’re only dog sitting for two days. 
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Will I get in trouble if I sit on her?
Me: You shouldn’t sit on her.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Did you see that she chewed on your phone charger?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: You shouldn’t sit on her hard.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ag

poor Ducky

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: That was a heavy sigh, Ducky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That’s my bone.

Me: I know. But she’s teething.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Is that why she has chewed up all my toys?

Me: It plays a role.

Ducky: Is that why she peed on my bed?

Me: Less likely. But the fact that she’s a puppy probably was the culprit there.

Ducky: Uh huh. You wouldn’t be so nice if she “was a puppy” on your bed.

Me: Possibly. But it’s good for her to get some exposure to a big dog like you. And it’s good for you to get some socialization too since we don’t get to the dog park any more.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It’s good for you to get an easy blog post by agreeing to dog sit. 

Me: Possibly.

Ducky: I haven’t slept for three days.

Me: It’s been five hours, but I understand.

Ducky:

Me: You’ve been very nice. And we’re only dog sitting for two days. 

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Will I get in trouble if I sit on her?

Me: You shouldn’t sit on her.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Did you see that she chewed on your phone charger?

Me:

Ducky: …

Me: You shouldn’t sit on her hard.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ag

poor Ducky

sighwren:

Yes, sir.

sighwren:

Yes, sir.

00sal:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

lettersfromtitan:

Aaaaaaand welcome to a new regular feature on this blog.

My “of course I can do 4+  hours of massage on less than 3 hours of sleep” lunch  (at The salon professional academy)

My “of course I can do 4+ hours of massage on less than 3 hours of sleep” lunch (at The salon professional academy)

jameshance:

This is how I roll. And then come to a complete stop, observing the rules of the road and everything. FA-LA!
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jameshance:

This is how I roll. And then come to a complete stop, observing the rules of the road and everything. FA-LA!

My site / My Facebook / Original Art on eBay